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Do you live in constant fear of a zombie attack? Are you afraid to go to your local shopping mall, frequent your favorite London Pub, or visit an army base? Don't be another statistic - read the zombie survival tips below for defense from the living dead!
Zombie Survival Depends on You
From the old school, stumbling ghouls of "Night of the Living Dead" to the speed-freak "I've drank too many Red Bull's" "28 Days Later" crazy, one thing is for sure: You must learn the rules to zombie survival of you want to make it through the night. Most zombie movies and games utilize the following zombie survival tips and tactics:
- Keep calm - The calm ones seem to make it out alive. Those who keep too calm, however, are usually killed just before they get out.
- Run. Chances are you're gonna be faster than them anyway (well, most of the time).
- Look for an emergency radio or other means to contact living humans.
- Food and water are essential to zombie survival.
- Gather supplies from local gun shops, sporting good stores, Wal-Mart, K-Mart, and everywhere else that ends in "Mart." Essentials include:
- Shotguns
- Rifles
- Hatchets/Axes
- Chainsaws
- Stay out of heavily populated areas where the undead are most likely chowing down on zombie food.
- Board up all door frames, windows, and skylights.
- Do not find shelter in a car or automobile if you don't have the keys.
- Do not back yourself into a corner where you can be easily surrounded.
- DO NOT feel compassion for those infected by a zombie! They are not who you once knew anymore.
- Always aim for the head. Dismemberment will only slow them down.
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Important
Zombie Survival Tip
Never, under any circumstances should you teach a zombie how to use a gun!
Not all zombies are like Bub from Day of the Dead. |
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While just skimming the surface, these inital rules should be taken into consideration when dealing with zombie survival.
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